Tuesday, April 24, 2007

battle plan

the plan is to systematically poop in every toilet in the building where you work

if we are going to win this battle, you should join the cause

we don't want this plan to get into the wrong hands

be careful who you trust

2 comments:

Michael Tangen said...

Pooping in the women's bathroom could pose a problem. AND, I think the men's bathrooms up here on our floor stink enough as it is. I don't need to propagate that any further, I think.

But regardless, good luck on your pooping mission. I hope everything comes out alright in the [your] end. ;-)

CrashEffect.Paul said...

We only have 1 toilet in our shared offices. I've already conquered it.
Many times over the last 2 1/2 years.

I watched the movie Spaceballs this weekend and thought of you.
My favorite line of the whole movie is when they are told to comb the desert and the camera pans over to two white guys with a giant plastic comb "Find anything yet?'
"Not yet Sir"
Camera pans over to two more white guys with a giant comb.
"how about you?"
"Not yet sir"
Camera pans over to two black guys with a giant hair pick. "and you?"
the reply is a pissed off "We aint found shit!"